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Just in time for april fools day, the post rounds up the wittiest oneliners on twitter. This is a book full of jokes funny comebacks and roasts memes. There is only one rule, it should be funny, you can submit your own tweet or one you think is funny. Accountant humor by cheri oneil on april 26, 2017 at 8. Dec 11, 2017 netflix made a funny joke on twitter and ended up reminding everybody that they can see everything we do. Funny australian jokes and aussie humour funny jokes. Mar 24, 2016 at its core, twitter is really the worlds greatest delivery device for short, absurd fart jokes. What did the twitterer say before committing suicide. At its core, twitter is really the worlds greatest delivery device for short, absurd fart jokes. And twitter is basically a breeding ground for making fun of yourself, last i checked. Something that will make your friends laugh aloud and will make strangers want to get to know you better. The usernames and nicknames people use online are just plain hilarious. Top 30 funny people to follow on twitter telegraph. Funniest twitter accounts to follow for your daily dose of.
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